Why My Wife Man Slaps Me Around Like A Little Girl

I knew it would happen. I talked with married men about it when I was single. I kept telling myself, it can’t be that bad. Married life will be great…Right? I love my wife to death, but sometimes she seems to do this jedi mindtrick manslap to me. I don’t exactly know how she does it. I’ll be getting on to my son for some…